• Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis) makes a guest appearance on the 100th episode of George Lopez tonight. According to the ABC show's official website, Longoria stars as Brooke, a "very high maintenance" wedding planning client with whom George must deal.

• Nicollette Sheridan (Edie Britt) wants to dress more classily, reported Starpulse News Blog. "Nicollette knows that many people can't differentiate between her and Edie so she's trying to dress impeccably," said her hairdresser. "She wants a far more classic and elegant look. She's looking to Grace Kelly as her inspiration. She's definitely making a concerted effort to become more sophisticated and mature in her style, and it really suits her. More class, less Edie."

• Eva Longoria revealed that Nicollette Sheridan took her under he wing and helped her settle into the show, according to Celebrity Spider. "Nicollette took me aside when we first started and said, 'When I was on Knots Landing, I was the youngest and the hottest, and everyone was mean to me. Not one person was nice to me on that show. If anybody is ever mean to you on this set, you come to me and tell me, and I'll deal with them."

• Nicollette Sheridan's bitter ex-fiancé has attacked the actress again. He told tabloid The Mirror that Sheridan was obsessed with attention. "She loves to see herself in magazines and on television. At times she can also be very critical of herself. But overall, she just loves being in the spotlight," he said.

• Spot the difference. ET last week spoke to Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Kamp) about weddings. They quoted her as saying: "I'm so happy for Nicollette, and I'm sure Eva will marry Tony at some point, I hope. I don't have any news; I'm just saying [Eva and Tony are] a beautiful couple and it looks good for the future." The Sun meanwhile has quoted her as saying: "I'm so happy for Nicollette, and I'm sure Eva will marry Tony. Er... I don't have any news but I'm just saying Eva and Tony are a beautiful couple and it looks good for the future." In the Sun's article, it seems Cross has picked up an "Er...", as if she made a mistake or was being evasive. But that was of course necessary for its article which shouted 'Wedding bells for Eva?', and accused Cross of "sparking rumors" of a marriage for Eva Longoria. Who's sparking them exactly? DailyIndia.com also wondered if "Cross might have revealed Longoria's secret", but did at least carry the unaltered quote.

• The envious 3am Girls at The Mirror attacked Teri Hatcher (Susan Mayer) and her dancing after a meal. After branding Hatcher "skinny", they just happened to have a source at the diner and, surprise surprise, the source also had views on Hatcher's weight. "Teri looked really happy-maybe it was because she had a proper feed," said the supposed "diner" at the Marmalade Cafe. However Hatcher is unlikely to lose any sleep. She ranked tenth in FHM's 2006 "100 Sexiest Women in the World" poll, according to MSNBC. Scarlett Johansson came first.

• Eva Longoria Web posted scans of Eva Longoria's appearance in Allure magazine.

• Express-News came under fire, according to MySA.com, for carrying the headline "Desperate Eva wants Tony's baby". "In retrospect, we may have veered too far off track in playing that promo so prominently on the front page," said managing editor Brett Thacker . In the full article, Bob Richter debates the merits of tabloid journalism.

• Eva Longoria said the way through her boyfriend's heart is through his stomach, according to The Mirror's 3am Girls. "I made his favorite fondue the other day-he couldn't have been happier."

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