Heather Mills, who is currently in a bitter divorce battle with Sir Paul McCartney, said she's a fan of Desperate Housewives and would like a role on the show.

"I've always got, like, soy milk stains all over me and, you know, haven't been able to brush my hair properly," she said, talking about the hardships in her life that make her relate to Desperate Housewives, according to New York Post. She said she's "totally hooked on the show and said "when I'm stressed ... I just go and watch their characters."

"If Heather Mills can act, I'd be interested [in giving her a role]," Marc Cherry apparently told Extra. However, whether he means it may be another thing.

Earlier in the year Kelly Monaco said she'd like to appear on the show, and Cherry said that it could be possible. He later admitted to not knowing who she was, and that he was just try to be polite, but not before the tabloids had spun tales of stories being re-written to make way for Monaco and Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis) going out on the beach in her swimwear to see off the new castmember. Dr Phil, Diana Ross and Courtney Cox are other people who have been allegedy been set to appear on the show.

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