• Teri Hatcher (Susan Mayer) has said she would pose naked for Playboy. However, she has a stipulation: she told chat show host Jay Leno that the cost her to bare all would be $10m, according to Sky Showbiz.

• Meanwhile a lot of money is spent on covering up Teri Hatcher. The actress told contactmusic.com that thousands of dollars have been spent on digitally removing her nipples from episodes of Desperate Housewives. "I wear a bra, but it's a natural kind of looking bra. When it's cold and it's 30, 40 degrees and you're shooting outside in a T-shirt, things arise. So apparently that was a problem ... I kind of thought we'd solved the problem and then I just heard from somebody just a few weeks ago in the editing department that apparently they've spent like thousands of dollars digitally removing my nipples from the show."

• Ricardo Antonio Chavira (Carlos Solis) told the New York Times that he is against prenuptial agreemnts like the one that his character forced Gabrielle to sign. And, when told about the recent arrest of co-star Cody Kasch (Zach Young), he laughed and said: "I have no comment on that at all. I hope he made bail."

• Nicolette Sheridan (Edie Britt) has a crush on chat show host David Letterman. According to femalefirst.co.uk, when appearing on his show last week she told him: "I have always been terrified to come on your show. Over the years I think that you've mellowed and I'm not such a hot head. I thought that we'd get into a fight and I'd just have to storm off the stage. But I'm so happy to be here because you are so smart, you are so funny and, to tell you the truth, I have a crush on you."

• One of the various relationship rumors last week was that Eva Longoria got friendly with Hayden Christensen at Cannes. She told Access Hollywood (via NBC 17 that the rumor was untrue. "Where did that come from? You know what? Everyday I'm hooked up with a different guy. I thought I was dating Kiefer!" she said, referring to yet another recent rumor which paired her with Kiefer Sutherland.

• The Arizona Republic meanwhile has taken an interest in Eva's lovelife. It says she wasn't at a recent game of basketball player and rumored boyfriend Tony Parker. The article surmises that this relationship is now over, because she's not there to see her supposed boyfriend. The articles goes on to mention men she's allegedy been involved with, including the ones Eva's denied such as Hayden Christensen and Kiefer Sutherland.

• The Cristophe Beverly Hills Salon has issued a press release after one of its sylists, Alessandro, recently gave the "voluptuous vixen" Nicoletter Sheridan a new look. The salon released the press release in the style of a "blind item", making fun of tabloids that create showbiz stories but don't mention the name of the celebrity in question yet make it quite clear who they are talking about.

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