• Six Feet Under writer Bruce Eric Kaplan recalled the time he saw Marcia Cross (Bree Van De Kamp) at a yoga class when Desperate Housewives was taking off. "(I felt) that the whole class should give her a standing ovation to say 'That's right, you're on top of the world, you're back and you're better than ever. You're a survivor. Yea, Marcia!'" But he didn't. "It's probably the last thing she would want. She appears to be a very private person."

• James Denton (Mike Delfino) has slammed reports that he is moving home to escape fans visiting his house, according to FemaleFirst.co.uk. "It sounds a little paranoid and they actually sensationalized it, I was gonna say a little, but a lot. We've had some people stop by and it's not that big a deal but when you have a kid you wanna take some precautions. A national magazine ran a picture of the front of our house and I don't live in a compound, as you know. It's right there on the street. There's not even a gate."

• Cody Kasch (Zach Young) was arrested yesterday after being caught smoking pot, reported New York Post.

• Nicolette Sheridan (Edie Britt) was apparently asked what all the men she's ever slept with, if they were put into a room, would agree on? "The room would be pitch black", she responded, reported New York Daily News.

• Friends of Nick Soderblom apparently claim that Nicolette Sheridan demanded he dump his wife for her, reported, London Free Press.

• sundaymail thinks Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis) outdid Eva Herzigova and Natalie Imbruglia at Cannes.

• Sporting Lady Isabella Hervey is a fan of Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland). "The guy I’d most like to take out to dinner is Jesse Metcalfe, the gardener from Desperate Housewives. He's gorgeous," she told FemaleFirst.co.uk.

• Relationship rumors this week:
  1. Eva Longoria and Hayden Christensen (source: azecentral.com).
  2. Teri Hatcher and John Salley (source: Philadelphia Enquirer).
  3. Eva Longoria and Kiefer Sutherland.
  But Longoria told Access Hollywood (via nbc5i.com) that she isn't dating Sutherland: "Our hotel is literally like the next step over,. And so we were walking out and we were like, of course, this is gonna be in the tabloids tomorrow that we had dinner alone and that we are dating."

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