• Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis) has taken complete control of her wedding's organization, according to PR-Inside.com. "She's doing everything, I have to be honest," said her fiancé Tony Parker. "I'm doing nothing for the wedding. I'm just going to show up and say yes. I only chose the music and the food. That's it, that's all I did." Longoria no doubt wants the wedding to look its very best, because according to SFGate the couple has stold the rights to their wedding photos for $2 million to OK! magazine. "These were obviously highly coveted photos, and we were thrilled to negotiate the exclusive rights," said editor-in-chief Sara Ivens.

• Jesse Metcalfe (John Rowland) has set his lawyer on to In Touch Weekly, which alleged the actor had started drinking again after a month in rehab, according to RTE Entertainment. His lawyer has demanded an "appropriate retraction, correction, and apology" or face "substantial liability."

• Joan Collins insisted she still wants a role on Desperate Housewives, reported contactmusic.com. "Desperate Housewives is one of the best things ever to hit television," she said. "I'd jump at a television series. And, if the lighting cameraman said to me, 'Joan, I've tried everything, I simply can't make you look good anymore,' maybe that's the time I'd consider a little cosmetic help."

• Eva Longoria and Teri Hatcher (Susan Mayer) are fans of bamboo jersety tops, according to an article about environmentally friendly clothes at The Daily Green.

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